*As their joints snap, crackle and pop* "Good morning, I'm a Kraken!"
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Dave Spector, Fat Man and Little Boy
My dyslexic friend finally passed his spelling test.
Your mom can't take a joke
So philosophy throughout history has been safety in numbers that's been how people have always thought the more of you the safer the better that's how the Roman's where so successful and the Mongols and Chinese.............well try telling that to the 6 million jews
Because they usually can't reach it anyway.
To get his master's degree
Because its overpopulated with ASIAN FEMALE FETUSES.
One gets picked
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